The Drop Dead Knockout Punch was Miley Cyrus!! Spiky Blonde hair with jet black roots? I think she’s a natural blonde, now that’s Punk with a PUNCH! And she is well known for hard partying so that dress that could not ever LIE was showing A rockin’body to God Save The Queen and Die Over!  (Above: Miley Cyrus)

Of course there was a whole lot of silliness like Anna the Hostess wearing something totally more Liberty of London than Siouxie and the Banshees, wait that ‘s actually exactly quite rebellious sorta like Billy Idol doing White Wedding Day!  (Above: Anna Wintour, Breakfast)

Katy Perry looked a tad bit heavier, maybe even a little matronly,was I the one and only who noticed and if that dressy outfit wasn’t made from old Papal vestments, I will sell you cheap ,my prized Vivienne Westwood Diamanté Vagina T-Shirt. (Above: Anne Hathaway, Katy Perry, D&G)

Above: Donatella Versace.

Only Donatella’s bloodless daughter, Emma Watson and Miranda Kerr looked completely sugar-free!!!  (Above: Miranda Kerr)

Have I said enough about MILEY CYRUS ? I am officially besotted by her casual wide-eyed, young forever! young sexiness?  (Above: Kelly Osbourne)

Sure the exhibit borrowed a little from the wonderful BRITISH INVASION Gala a few years ago, but surprisingly, included some real raw power and didn’t even stop short until a filthy dirty graffiti messed up community Loo, was installed in the MET for God’s sake!!!!!  (Above: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley)

I thought KIM and KANYE looked SO IN LOVE —–!! Maybe … NOT ! Pretty much too much has been said about Kim’s outfit! She sure does”stir it up!”  (Above: Kim Kardashian, Kayne West)

Beyonce whoa! What a BIG Appettite for adulation –looked ah, I guess, good, although I have a vintage Versace scarf in the same print, posing for hours, closing down the red carpet. Someone needs to tell her Faster is better!  (Above: Beyonce Knowles)

Oh No! … All of a sudden who shows up and never NEVER, ever gonna go away!  MAD mad MAD DONA!  (Above: Madonna)

That’s when It Officially became a circus of upstaging and yep Damn if Madge didn’t WIN. She fucking Won? Won.  (Above: Debbie Harry, Blondie)

It may just be, that all the A-listers are now sorry ass and needy as they fight TIME and reality tv celebs and their wacky stylists and the “I could give a fuckers !” are all shiny and brand new.  (Above: Stella McCartney, Cameron Diaz)

Referring to the aloof one……. We could have used a little bit of Rihanna, Shining Like A Diamond like a Diamond, like a diamond,….a diamond, Alexander McQueen is always going to be missed also but let’s be Real, there is Nothing like the Met Gala Red Carpet, nothing even remotely as diabolically mesmerizing, fascinating and fiercely – (Above: Jennifer Lopez)

Fashionable !!

Above:  Met Breakfast – Andrew Bolton, Lauren Santa Domingo, Anna Wintour.

Here’s my TOP 10 Looks.  Have I mentioned that all eyes were glittering for Miley!

#1.  MILEY CYRUS! – NOBODY DID IT BETTER!

#2.  CARA DELEVINGNE – SEXY GOES A LONG WAY WITH PUNK!

#3.  ROONEY MARA – ON ANY OTHER NIGHT, WOULD HAVE BEEN #1.

#4.  ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY – GORGEOUS. 

#5.  JULIANNE HOUGH – THE HAIR ALONE WOULD BE ENOUGH, BUT THE EYES WERE ON FIRE!

#6.  TAYLOR SWIFT – DIVINE PUNK.

#7.  COCO ROCHA – I’M A SUCKER FOR ANIMAL PRINTS!

8.  MIRANDA KERR – WITH THAT BOD-DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO DRESS PUNK TO MAKE THE CUT.

 10.  J-LO – STILL GOT IT!

Closing moments……

When Marc Jacobs referred to the “weather project” after his show on Thursday night, I thought he meant the weather, which has been pretty lousy of late. But he meant The Weather Project, a 2003 installation at the Tate Modern by the artist Olafur Eliasson. I had to look it up, but that’s okay. Mr. Eliasson’s big artificial sun — 18,000 watts of sodium-yellow street light bulbs — explained a lot.

For his fall show at the New York State Armory, Mr. Jacobs put up a huge illuminated circle that, like Mr. Eliasson’s “sun,” sent out a yellow, decidedly unflattering light. Guests’ clothes looked colorless — as in a half-tone world — and people looked older, too, as if a little aged by the weather, or by Fashion Week. Tired faces were certainly the last thing anyone wanted to see, especially one’s own. “It’s just about simple clothes — the ones that give us pleasure,” said Mr. Jacobs, who was wearing bronze-brown pajamas. “I mean, it’s a no-brainer.”

Weather dominates people’s lives and daily conversations, and that was a point of the Tate installation, among others. The rest of Mr. Jacobs’ set included a huge circle platform, evoking empty space and also evolution (in the view of one guest, who worried about getting a migraine from the light). The models walked slowly around the edge of the platform, then repeated the parade.  - nytimes.com

As Mr. Jacobs said, the clothes were simple—about the plainest, easiest clothes he has done in some time. Brown tones seemed to dominate the collection, with gray, bronze and deep rose. The clothes included neat A-line jackets and plush coats, tweed-print dresses in what looked like a synthetic, cozy sweaters with brown checked briefs (a ubiquitous style), pajamas, and some smashing evening dresses in sequins and liquid satin. 

I asked Jeremy at his show today if he thought the Asteroid was going to destroy us?  He laughed and said “I prefer to be positive!”  By the looks of this dazzling show – Jeremy has a 2013 sense of humor, that’s why we love him!

“The hip designer’s fall collection at Fashion Week on Wednesday offered die-hard fans his usual mix of spectacle, pop-culture references—and fun.” – Dailybeast.com

Scott quoted he was “just trying to make a teenage boy’s bedroom fantasy of monsters come true and having those kinds of posters come to life as some sort of fantasy woman.”

Madonna’s 25-year-old boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat,made his runway debut walking in Scott’s show.

Despite rumors that Madge would be on hand to lend her support, the singer was not in attendance. 

But this being a Jeremy Scott show, there was still plenty to take in front row: Leigh Lezark posed for photographers in a metallic top strewn with miniature metal assault rifle.

Perez Hilton mingled, apparently having misplaced the shirt he meant to wear under his plaid overalls.  (Above: Leigh Lezark, Kat Graham, Natalia Kills) 

And that was before Scott sent Lindsey Wixson down the runway to close the show in a neon gorilla suit-esque number. -WWD.COM

Ellen Von Unwerth and Big Sean

Pablo Olea

Jeremy enjoys the moment with Kelly Cutrone.

DEBBIE HARRY,CARMEN ELECTRA,TRINA,JOHNNY WEIR.  INTERESTING … This show is an insane mixture of S&M, SEXXXXX, WILDNESS, SPARKLE, SEXXX, DRESS-UP NEVER down!, SEXXX, FUN, HAPPINESS, OUTRAGEOUSNESS AND ***********SEX.  THE AUDIENCE IS ENJOYING THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE INSPIRED AND IT TRULY LOOKS LIKE THE DESIGNERS ARE HAVING ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Carmen Electra

Front Row was the place to be!

Susanne Barstch

Susanne Barstch, The Blonds, Debbie Harry

Johnny Weir

Designer David Blond gives the signal:  LIGHTS, CAMERA… BLOND!!!

Across the Street from Joe’s Pub, a few doors down from Indochine, around the corner from St. Marks Place deep in the heart of the alternative everything, where The Jim Morrison really pulled a live snake out of his pants at the Fillmore East…

There lived a shop called what goes around comes around, I think, or maybe it a pop-up shop by Galore Magazine’s Prince and Jacob… Yes, that is the truth and it features archival Lingerie from Frederick’s of Hollywood. I have a column in the sexy, sooo sexy magazine Galore called Backstage, it’s kind of Fresh… what’s not! (above: Andrea Astoria)

Hosted by Andrej Pejic and Cat Marnell with tunes by Tennessee Thomas and DJ Jazia – this was a fantastic celebration of the Galore Pop Up Shop – and you just HAVE to love that Vintage Lingerie Archive by Fredericks of Hollywood! (Jacob De Kat and Sophia La Mar)

Andrej, German Top Model-hopeful and Lauren Rae Levy. Below, an Old Toy Motorcycle. Vroom.

Spotted hot were surprise musical performer, Ne-Yo, Carey Mulligan, Rashida Jones, Shailene Woodley, and Jessica Stam, DJ Mia Moretti, DJ Becka Diamond as Pier 57 was flipped on its side into an all you can eat fashion-circus celebrating the launch of Prabal Gurung for Target Collection in New York City.

Prabal’s 80-piece collection of clothes, handbags, shoes and jewelry hits Target stores next week!  Prabal’s collection collection is said to be inspired by a gals walk through love – from first date to the proposal.  Prabal’s limited collection joins past sensations Jason Wu, Proenza Schouler and Rodarte.

Can you guess which classic Hollywood film inspired this Holiday Dream Wish?

I wondered out loud to Cameron whose hair is a very distinctive silvery shade whether he was aware… like edible gold there is now a liquid platinum for hair application.  (Above with Emma Snowdon Jones)

M.A.C. is so hip, is it any wonder their products, the new store, their collaborations, their style and their goals in fighting HIV are so ADMIRED AND SUPPORTED?

DAKOTA HEMAN AND LIZZIE ARNISON

A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE NEW MAKEUP!

LOLLIPOP. LOLLIPOP.

AND PRESTO.  BEEHIVE!!!

They will last probably longer than you will and not do a bit of damage to your cholesterol numbers! 

They can torment dieting friends and unlike a fallen souffle always be perfect!  This cupcake is so yummy and look – ZERO calories!

Try this Chocolate Eclair.  Yep, you guessed it.  ZERO calories.  And you are still one slender smoking melodious hipster ready to tame all the snakes in your front lawn!

Mmm… no late night trips to Cinnabon and no messy cleanups! 

Models – you can race down the runway for quickly approaching fashion week and nosh down the this jumbo shrimp cocktail without bulging seams!

But generous holiday fans PLEASE don’t buy me the PB&J -makes me gag just remembering and I would faint dead on if I had to look at a Tuna on wonder bread!